Friday, November 03, 2006
Lynn sent me this really alarming, extremely disgusting joke.. but quite hilarious. I hope this never happens to me.. -shudder- but hee hee this was funny..
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted
by anything involving the human body."
As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and Sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them -
"The second most important quality is "Observation'".
"I stuck my middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger."
"Now learn to pay attention."eek. alarming.. :)
Eunice had her GP paper today! :) GP sucks! I remember after my GP paper, I was so happy, it felt like the As were already over even though they had just begun :D her question was quite good.. I think it was "Does technology always improve people's lives?" hee. I definitely would have done that. She was telling me that paper 2 was a killer though. They asked very few inference questions, but the summary (that had 3 parts) and the AQ were killers. Well, she doesn't have another paper until the 7th. She's such a lucky fart. I think for me, the longest break I had was the weekend -.-
OOH and Paul did well for his SATs! :) yay.. I'm really happy for him because he studied like crazy for them! :D haa. then on Friday, some of us are going to Island Creamery to eat ice cream!!! :D so i'll have a light dinner and all the ice cream HEE HEE. so exciting. I can't wait to see all my dears.
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